Tuesday, 20 November 2012

FURTHER TRAVEL TALES: Serengeti sensation

 

In a near forgotten past and in a life before children, there was a young girl who wandered without bags under her eyes but with a bag on her back. Here she returns to notes she made while visiting the Serengeti

 

Arusha, Tanzania; the tourist capital of East Africa and a central anthill of tours and touts. Whether your destination is the Serengeti plains, the Ngora Gora crater or Mount. Kilimanjaro, Arusha is where your trip will begin and end. Oh and be warned, it is a safari circus.


It's been a fifteen-hour journey from Nairobi in a dilapidated bus, and the bombardment of excursion offers before I’ve even disembarked is an unpleasant welcome. Reluctantly I join the chaos.

It is incredible to imagine that such peace and beauty can be born out of so great a polluted hellhole. The noise level already annoys: the jamming of car horns fight the somewhat more melodic bus trumpets, the locals shout louder.

It is hot and dusty, the stench makes me retch. The men trying to sell me a tour are in my face as much as the stink and rather than being vibrant and enthusing, as I imagined the safari gateway to be, Arusha is simply suffocating. 

As I try to move away a tout follows me. It becomes clear his persistence is insistent. All it does is piss me off. I’m so hot it doesn’t help. I stop for a few drinks in a bid to lose him. I cannot believe that he waits for me the whole time outside the bar.

Three kilometres away, the Masai camp offers me some peace, and a few hours of calm later, I chat to other travellers coming back off their trips. I soon gain an idea of the better tour operators and am quick to sign up for a Serengeti safari that comes recommended. I check out the jeep that is going to be my seat for the next four days. 

I depart early next morning. The melting tarmac quickly disappears leaving an uncomfortable potholed corrugated track. The density of Arusha is left behind replaced by an enormity that is the Rift Valley. Rich desert hues compete with sapphire skies. 


Sunday, 18 November 2012

So be good for goodness sake

Our angelic 4YO lost her halo today. If she continues in the same vein this coming week I think Father Christmas will be phoning the house to tell us to warn her he has made his list and he is about to check it for the second time. Tough day.

Saturday, 17 November 2012

Drive time musings of a 4YO

Esme is quiet for once in the back of the car. We arrive home and I see a massive hummer-type vehicle parked right outside our house. I begin rambling as I parallel park.
m: Oh what? Who parked that thing here? What is it anyway?  

e: Mummy?

m: What is it Esme?

e: You wish that car would just sod off, don't you Mummy?
Indeed I do, but I don't think I would have put it quite like that. Would I? Oops.



Friday, 16 November 2012

Another cold or something more sinister?

It would appear it is 'just' another cold, well there's been no temperature since yesterday teatime and anyway, running breakneck speed around our lounge at breakfast says fine to me. So off to school, and I'm glad she went because it is children in need day and she's gone dressed up like Minnie Mouse. She would have hated to have missed that. Oh the excitement, indeed, she almost fell over as she ran up the path, almost. Never fear, Batman was there to save the day. Along with a whole host of superheroes. Happy Friday everybody!

Thursday, 15 November 2012

A night in the life of...

...a frustrated mum


After a fish and chip supper and a few drinks with friends last night, we were rather late to bed. The company was good but the fish and chips were lacking; dry and disappointing. Afterwards, laying in bed, my dinner in my chest, I required copious amounts of Rennie to see me adrift, and as soon as I was, the baby started to cough. Hack, hack, hack. On and off for what seemed to be hours. When she did settle, Esme stirred, crying out for me in agitation. She was having a bad dream, where hands kept trying to grab her. Poor lamb. As I cuddled her, it dawned on me she was hot. Sure enough she had a high temperature. Medicine, a drink and some more cuddles later, she finally stopped talking rubbish and calmed. I put her back to bed in time for Sofia to begin coughing again. An eventful night then, and now a new day. My gorgeous 4YO is not so gorgeous. She is pasty with thick throat. I can smell the poorliness oozing out of her. Yuk. Nurse Mummy wonders, another cold coming, or something more sinister lurking - tonsillitis? Currently Sofia sleeps on. Today was the first day ever I had organised a sitter for her so that my mum and I could venture out for lunch and a shop. Typical.

Wednesday, 14 November 2012

Operation Christmas Child

What have you done today to make you feel proud?

I found out this week that on average parents spent £136 on their children’s Christmas presents alone.

Spare a thought for all of those children that won't be receiving this Christmas and then do something about it. Thank you.

Monday, 12 November 2012

Our sleepover in Brighton... Hove actually.



All Saturday morning Esme had been excited, positively wild; unable to wait for our sleepover. After lunch we were ready to go, the car choked full. Isn't it amazing how much you need for staying one night with a baby? Madness. For just as we thought we had it all, there'd be yet another questioning shout: What about a dummy? What about the monitor? What about earplugs? Ha! I wish.

We left after lunch on purpose so that Sofia could sleep during the journey. Our attempt to keep her nap in situ almost came a cropper when she coughed herself awake around the halfway mark. Esme had passed out too by now and snored steadily. I think this brought Sofia comfort and lulled her back to slumber. Phew.

As we drove we enjoyed the novelty of non-interrupted chat sat alongside the beautiful autumnal country we meandered through. I occasionally looked back at our girls. Esme's snores were now accompanied by a small steady stream of dribble that was pooling in a crevice beneath her chin. She was out cold. Fia not so; she flinched a lot. 

As the engine ceased both girls woke with a start. Esme yelled immediately, 'Hooray, we're here.' Oh my colourful social one. She like us, loves visiting. Fia picked up on the vibe and tried to sit upright, half smiling. 

We all fell in through the door and then our long list of belongings did the same. It took an age for us to work out the travel cot, always does - damn thing, and then after a cuppa, we wrapped up for a brisk walk to the front. 

Sofia was bemused by the beach. There was a freedom offered to her here that she is unaccustomed to. And as a consequence, she barely moved. The sun bounced off her snowsuit (bright pink from top to toe), so that she stood out loud against the stony backdrop. 

The sun setting was dreamy. The tide turning was not. At least one pair of feet got caught while casting stones. The light was mellow, the kind that helps reflect a perfect moment.
 
Warm again, all inside, we fed the girls in a great kid-friendly place called 'The Stoneham' around the corner from the house. The pizza was great and the ice cream was even more so. Fia tried a little bit of Esme's, and couldn't believe her luck. Her mouth forming a perfect 'o' in appreciation of the wonder she had just tasted for the first time. We left the menfolk over a pint and took two happy little girls back to the house, bedtime was encroaching.

Sofia went down with ease. She drained her bottle and was happy to be put in the travel cot. Hoorah, first hurdle put to bed, or so to speak. I couldn't believe how well it had gone and downstairs all too chuffed I picked up the glass of Chablis that had been poured for me. I think I'd had about a third of it when Fia's screaming began. 


Saturday, 10 November 2012

This weekend we're off to Brighton...

...Hove actually. To see friends and I can't wait. Trouble is, Fia has finally settled in to a great sleep pattern and is suddenly sleeping through (OMG). More than that, she is doing 13 hours at night and two to three hours in the day as well. (Double OMG). I honestly cannot believe it, after 14 long months of no sleep or 5am starts. Well now, fingers crossed that the travel cot, together with all four of us in one room, doesn't ruin this good thing we've got going. I can't help feeling the odds are slightly stacked against us...

...I'll keep you posted.


FURTHER TRAVEL TALES: Ugandan delight

In a near forgotten past and in a life before children, there was a young girl who wandered without bags under her eyes but with a bag on her back. Here she returns to notes she made while visiting the gorillas in Uganda



Excited is not the word. I cannot sit still. It is not the thought of the bus journey - although that promises to be eventful – it is the thought of what waits for me the other end.

My bus finally arrives. Thick smoke coughs and curls from it as it teasingly passes me to turn around. Crabbing its way up the hill with its chassis out of line, I wince. 

In case anyone in this small Ugandan village dares to sleep at daybreak, it trumpets, letting all know it has arrived. Revving its sick engine and signaling impatience, I board, ticket in hand, eagerly hoping for the allocated seat it foolishly promises. 

The driver, seated on a cushion, is barely able to see over the huge steering wheel. As he grins, he sings, and it becomes clear to me that somewhere along this journey of his, a substance is involved. I want no part of his trip, and yet seeing no other alternative, head down the coach and into the-out-of-control stench of body odour that surrounds me. It is retchingly real until the bus hastens to lurch forward. Thankfully, most of the windows are broken and a natural air conditioning kicks in to override the stagnant hum.

I claim the seat I’m thrown toward, falling hard against its torn leatherette. It skids with me, and barely buffers my body as we glide along the metal frame it is stacked against until I regain whatever I can: balance, seat and pride. 

Meanwhile a beat now accompanies the driver’s lyric and as the bus picks up speed, it gains momentum with the quavers and crotchets of the tempo. We sway as we wind upward, and as the sun hits me through the shattered windows, I realise quickly that sleeping is out of the question.   

As the morning and the miles pass, we stop at many scattered villages picking up more and more people, setting down only a few. A bus that probably seats about 60 now carries easily over 90 passengers. Sweltering together, fresh sweat stains compete with dried stale ones. 

A mother sits down on a crate in the aisle beside me. She has a vacant look about her and I ponder: boredom or fatigue? Her twin babies of about five months old, barely held, both cry loudly. They must be hot, for each is dressed in peach silk and petticoats, bundled up in lace frills, buttons and bows. These delicate dresses betray their forms, for chunky limbs splay out, wriggling in all directions.

The mother sighs and neither looking up nor asking, plops one of the babies on my lap. The bundle takes one look at me and realises that if she had nothing to cry about before, she certainly has something to cry about now, as this person gazing down at her, who cuddles her in, is not only unfamiliar, but is the wrong colour. She screams louder and then promptly falls fast asleep, one tear remaining caught between cheek and nose. I smile at her mother, who for the first time looks up. She chuckles, now cradling a sleeping twin. We zoom along the melting road under the blazing sun.

After seven hours or so the driver’s singing stops. The ceaseless noise; that of a back-to-back tape, which has played its way to the very edge of my pain threshold, has finally blistered itself in the process. The peace lulls me into a false sense of security, for it is only another half an hour before the tarmac runs out to be replaced by a bumpy mud track. Steering his toy at the very same speed, overtaking cars and carts on blind corners, and driving dangerously close to pedestrians and livestock, we continue.

It is becoming dark as we fly over the biggest pothole yet. A pothole which would act as catalyst for an almost comic chain of events if I wasn’t so bloody tired: I leave the seat and the seat leaves its frame.  I squeeze the baby who wakes and screams again. Her hands and arms reach out to find her mother and sister, whilst underneath my seat the furious clucking of a chicken joins in the commotion. 

Eventually my numb body collects its dusty pack from the underbelly of the dilapidated bus. Doing so I catch a whiff of what the driver is lighting up. Momentarily I return to 13.5-hours earlier, and say a silent thanks for getting me here in one piece.  Here is where exactly? Looking around it would appear that I’m on the outskirts of nowhere.

Thursday, 8 November 2012

Having a moment

For all the dripping and moaning I do within the GraceFaith blog regarding my two small children (and I know I find myself irritated by them on many an occasion), I want to say now for the record what an absolute wonder they are to me.

From the first moment I held my Esme Grace and looked into her eyes, I could see her darling father. And from the moment I first held Sofia Faith, I could see my adorable grandmother already somewhere there within. It is miraculous when you behold your just born baby, but when you see the people you love so deeply looking back at you, it is, as I say, absolutely wondrous.

How privileged am I that I can be a mummy who stays at home with them full time, who has the chance to pick them up when they fall down, to kiss it better, to hug them tight in the night when they wake scared, to share the fun and catch each joyful smile, to see suddenly that a light switch can be reached, a bike can be cycled or the dining table can be scaled. To watch those first small steps turn to skips, and hear those first words spoken turn to sentences?

Point is, I can't imagine a life without my kids. Just as can't imagine a life without their wonderful father too. Sorry. Moment done.

Wednesday, 7 November 2012

A little more detail (5) Realisation of how parenting works

Family Life (Acceptance + Realisation = Happiness)


Throughout 2009 Simon and I adapted to family life. I remember the exact moment we finally worked out what it was all about; on holiday in Dorset. 

That summer day had been spent discovering the little towns and villages belonging to the county's beautiful countryside. Only, we had explored so far, the drive back to where we were residing was long. Too long for Esme who was nearing 12-months-old and had already spent ages in her car seat. Not surprisingly she grumped the whole way back. 

Right then it hit home that our time together was no longer about us, but now all about Esme. Meeting her needs, her wants and therefore her happiness. 

And as soon as Simon and I realised that, life as three became much easier. 

And being much easier, life was great all over again. In so many better ways.


The ideology of mothering


To quote a friend of mine Rae, who is a totally selfless and brilliant mother of three: 
"When you choose to have a baby, you choose to give up every selfish bone in your body." 
And to quote me, a mother who sometimes wonders if she's heading to hell:
 "Or you bloody well should."





Tuesday, 6 November 2012

A little more detail (4) Drunk & disorderly - Reality bites

About 2008/09

Once upon a time there was carefree and childless... 

...And then 2008 had seen the birth of our first child. 2009 had seen a transformation in the quality of our couplehood. It had to really; long weekends abroad had become longer weekends at home, and we were both missing how it had once been...


Esme was now in our lives and Simon and I were getting used to being a threesome. Occasionally it took a little effort. Like when we walked to a nearby pub for the first time since being parents. We sat with a group of close friends (all childless at the time) enjoying an Al Green atmosphere, you know, the kind that sultry sun mixed with white wine creates? 

Esme pottered about at our feet, playing sweetly with some baby toys, she was at that not quite crawling but still managing to move around stage. It was such a fabulous feeling to be able to have a drink and relax, after all it had been a while and we'd had a tough six months. The only thing that was lacking was... communication, for Simon assumed I was in charge of Esme, and I him. An easy mistake to make when you are both gagging to get on it and when the clime lends itself so readily to do so.

Meanwhile, a mad aunt of mine had phoned to say she was passing through the area and could she pop by to see us? I gave her the name of the pub. An hour later she arrived to find a whole table of merriment, and underneath it, Esme planted face down in the earth. Quite happy too.

The upshot was a giddy giggling mummy and a hugely harassed daddy. Simon took charge of the baby and marched home with Esme in the pram, steadying himself as he went. My aunt drove me, although looking back I don't think it was because I was incapable of using my legs? She dropped me at the end of my road anyway so I definitely was able to walk, however I sojourned there on the green for a while. Still euphoric I phoned a friend explaining to her that Simon was cross with me. Her advice: strip at the front door and shout 'surprise'. Surprised, very. Impressed, not at all. In defeat I mustered a raspberry that I blew lovingly in his direction. At least Esme laughed.

The very next day we took an oath never to both drink in charge of child again. The reality was it had been a one off. A last minute grab to hang on to how it had once been; carefree and childless. Days that were of course no more. Bummer that.


Smile please, you're losing your flexibility

All this back to school stuff has pissed me right off, as today I realised for the first time that we are totally governed by the LEA's calendar.  And will be for approx 20 more years. Ugghhhh.

And how do I come to realise this? Well, panto tickets I booked will have to be changed. 

Esme doesn't finish school until the 21st December and so a theatre trip planned for a few days beforehand is just not possible. I cannot ask my 4YO daughter to tell a white lie in the name of Christmas tradition now can I? (No Miss, I was not sick, I saw Snow White and funny seven little men yesterday). No, not yet.

The 21st December. I ask you, where's the fun in that? Oh I know there will be nativity and carol concert and party and even the great red-suited jollyness himself to enjoy in the run up to the 21st, all at school - but where's left exactly for the build up to Christmas together at home? I don't think that three days is enough and actually, I think it's all a bit rude. Nevermind, there's always Esme's latest joke to bring about a smile...

E: What do you call a jelly that flies?
M: I don't know, what do you call a jelly that flies?
E: A jellycopter

Priceless!

Monday, 5 November 2012

Our first ever 'back to school'

Back to school today for my currently angelic 4YO Esme Grace, bringing with it the first morning of 'hurry-up's' in a week. Sad face.

Esme has been the only one in our house to remain cold free all half term holiday and so naturally of course she appears this morning complete with green train tracks of snot and a single red puffy eye that looks suspiciously like some sort of 'itis' on its way in. Typically, the school photos are being taken today as well.

She chomps her way merrily through breakfast until I ask her what she'd like in her sandwich for packed lunch. At that point the fact that she's returning to school hits. "I don't want to go Mummy. I want to stay home and play with you," came the quiet response. Ah, my little just-four-year-old. I want her to stay too.

I jolly her along with the school photo opportunity and she seems quite agreeable to going again. And with that the race begins to get there on time. I realise she needs her PE kit and scramble its ensemble before looking for her 'bookbag' which has remained unopen all week. I find it stashed below the pile of hats and gloves that have accrued since trick or treating and the fireworks party. (Both brilliant occasions that reminded me that it is fun to be a parent of a 4YO).

Upstairs I'm quite impressed that I manage to wash my hair as well as shower without having Sofia Faith push her way in with me. The upshot of this is that when I get out the shower, the bathroom looks like an advert for Andrex. And at the other end of all that paper is my fourteen-month-old taking chunks out of what's left of the roll. She is an animal.

We move on from teeth to hair and Esme looks perfectly cute with her 'only got time for a pony tail' style. It lasts moments, for Fia tugs at it and half hangs out the band. I decide sod it, let's go for bunches after all and risk tardiness. All done I stand back to see how pretty she looks for said picture soon to be taken and just as I'm admiring her gorgeousness and my handiwork, she lets go a tremendous sneeze, showering both of us in snot. 

Half an hour later my girls are sat opposite the photographer who is doing his best to make Fia stop looking so gormless. He tries so hard that Esme winds up grinning like a flippin Cheshire cat. Fia though, still sits staring at him like he is some sort of buffoon. Brilliant. Can't wait to see the proof when it's in.


Sunday, 4 November 2012

What have you done today to make you feel proud?

Add The Hunger Site to your Bookmarks bar. 


Did you know that for every visit and click received at thehungersite.com, the site’s sponsors will donate a 230g portion of rice to hungry people in one of 74 developing countries? Go on... do it then. 

 http://thehungersite.com

Saturday, 3 November 2012

NCT nearly new sale, not quite so nearly new afterall

Good Lord, having tried to shift a load of my girls' clothes this morning at the Haslemere NCT nearly new sale, I sold a measely ten out of 50 items. What's wrong with my stuff? Apparently it is all nearly new. And as a consequence, it is all too upmarket. For example, I had put forward a gorgeous dress and matching tights for £4, and I've since brought it home again, unwanted - but a washed a thousand times bobbly stained top that I noticed early doors (yes I was helping out by hanging bits and pieces) went through the tills to a new home for a whopping £2. But this is Surrey darling... clearly in recession. I'm not affronted that my stuff has not sold, I will get way more out of being able to pass it on to friends and family anyway. And it wasn't all a complete loss, mingling with the Mere NCT types from 7.30am was good entertainment. Militant at times: 'Do it this way!' Then the bunfight as doors opened was a real eye opener. Haslemere, how you do disappoint, goodness, it was only one up from a car boot. I feared for my life at one point. The NCT sales are clearly a well-oiled machine, and why wouldn't they be when they swallow up a third of all takings. Yes, I repeat, they hang on to a third of what you make. Just as well I pushed that highchair up to £100 then eh?! Afterall, that really was nearly new.

Friday, 2 November 2012

Nanny notes - The Scotch Guard Guy

The question of priority

The mention of nannying, America and spillages all within the previous post has transported me back to the days I used to work as a nanny, and one particular temporary job I held for a while in Chelsea.

Not unusual with this type of thoroughbred and monied mother/nanny position, topics of conversation were restricted to how special the baby and the Chelsea pad were.

My charge was only three months old when I began looking after him and I remember the first morning, being given a list of phone numbers in case of accidents and emergencies. The local doctor, hospital and police were listed, they just came further down the line.
 
Number one on the list and taking priority by far (for it was the only one written in black marker) was ‘the Scotch Guard Guy’ for any spills or stains on the child friendly white carpet. A carpet which incidently covered most of the interior of the six storied house.  

Life is all about priorites right? I suppose the question is, are we sure we have them in the right order? Ok, off to contemplate housework versus playing with the kids...



Thursday, 1 November 2012

Snot, spillages and my disgruntled Churchill

Today a friend called... she said, 'I keep logging on and you haven't written anything this week.'

So here I am. And just for those of you logging on, I feel I ought to restart blogging on. Thanks for the prompt hun, sometimes I wonder who the hell reads this... apparently some of you in Russia of all places. Well, Zdravstvuj to you this evening!

It has been nice to have a time out though. Where have I been? A week off, half term hols from school and a much needed break for me and my exhausted/ing(?) 4YO. Ha! A break my arse... I just want to ask, why are small children so much hard work? For funny enough, all I seem to have done this week is wipe up snot and spillages, pick up broken glass, call out a washing machine repair man and generally be mystified at how Sofia Faith (1YO) consistently leaves a trail of destruction in her wake.*

This morning she put a toy in the toilet before climbing upon the ledge of the bath. Yesterday, she screamed for one hour because she did not have the same lunch as her 4YO sister. I've never seen so much mucus either as I did in that hour. No sleep due to teething and a virus leaves her more like a disgruntled Churchill than ever. I have two bite marks in my arm today... is she too young to bite back? I honestly think she knows exactly what she is doing at 14months old today.

Anyway, back to the destruction. The washing machine is completely kaput. 'The problem is not mechanic,' the repair man continues, 'it's electronic. Digital. The buttons have been played with too much. You need to buy a new one.' I suppose that sums up Sofia. All too often she pushes buttons. 

Spillages. Both the girls this week have excelled, but the best was the coffee cup in the shop the other day. Esme had already sent her babycino down her front, but she then proceeded to make my entire large Americano fly. It hit in a big way. The woman next to me, who was dressed from head to toe in cream. She looked completely bewildered. So did Esme. She had been telling me how much she loved me by stretching out her arms, next thing... yet another spilt drink. Oh dear. 

*Oh my, big love to the east coasters of America right now. I lived on the east coast - all over, for many years while nannying, and I'm thinking of you all lots.