Wednesday, 17 October 2012

Down to earth with a bump (28) - Kahunas and cabbages

It has to be savoy. And it has to be kept in the fridge. But let me tell you this, if you are struggling with massive kahunas like I was, then these cabbage leaves are a most effective remedy. They help by cooling down burning boobies as well as relieving extraordinairily rock hard milk ducts. Of course seeing a green cabbage leaf poking out of a fat strapped nursing bra is not particularly sightly, but hey, you’ve just had a baby, so I very much doubt you will care about that. And besides the bras to reign these milkers in are usually so ugly that a cabbage leaf within them is hardly going to matter.