So to end today's shitty happenings, a smile...

...Esme Grace is dressed up as Cinderella and is wearing a rather annoying necklace which when squeezed repeats and repeats and repeats in the most awful American accent: "I'm Cinderella." Of course she loves it and is now in full pantomime mode. 

I'm fully aware that she is Cinders, but am not prepared for the fact that poor Sofia has entered in to the fray. And she introduces Sofia so matter of factly: "This is my ugly sister."